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i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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