I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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