Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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