If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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