Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dignity is for republicans.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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