we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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