dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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