Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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