i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
