Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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