when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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