if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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