awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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