question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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