But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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