11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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