Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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