Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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