A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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