Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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