This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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