Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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