i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
