is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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