I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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