I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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