is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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