it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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