You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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