What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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