We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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