For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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