Buhtt sex?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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