you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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