You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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