the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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