Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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