I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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