How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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