I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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