how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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