adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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