you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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