miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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