whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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