he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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