At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I came so hard my ears popped.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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