So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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