Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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