i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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