her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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