bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize