Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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