Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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