Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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