My hand turned me down
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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