Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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