Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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