Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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